Me trying to finish something important on time:


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Anonymous :"Aw man what a jerk? What happened? What's his name?"

i don’t really think he was a jerk, he actually was very nice. i just got too eager which is not unusual for me. we hooked up, i gave him my number but he never texted. it was just a hook up which i’m fine with. the only thing i wish is that i wasn’t left hanging like that, like i wish he would’ve just texted to tell me he wasn’t interested in anything else. like i kinda knew it was just gonna be a hook up though, i just got too hopeful? 

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when no one in class is ready for the test


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Anonymous :"tell us about your boyfriend!"

lol oops that never happened he never texted me but that’s ok i got over it maybe someday i’ll get a boyfriend

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