omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS
how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.